...your kid has driven from Norfolk to Omaha a zillion times when you have this conversation....
Maggie: "Mom, are we in Wisner?"
Mom: "yes"
Maggie: "it stinks!"
Mom: "Wisner usually does."
Maggie: "When the cow poop is frozen it usually stops stinking, so why does it smell today?"
Seriously, how are you supposed to answer that???
Here is another question I didn't have an answer to today....
"Mom, are Martin King Luther and the guy who shooted him friends in Heaven?"
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